Socialist Mad Libs

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by Karl Marx, edited for comedy by Patrick Morath

Q3 2025 | 11/20/2025

In what relation do the ____________(noun) stand to the proletarians as a whole?
The Communists do not form a separate  ___________(noun) opposed to the other
working-class parties.
They have no interests __________(adjective) and  _________(adjective) from those of the proletariat as a whole.
They do not set up any sectarian principles of their own, by which to
_____________(verb) and  __________(verb) the proletarian movement.
The Communists are  ___________(adjective) from the other working-class parties
by this only: 
1. In the __________(adjective) struggles of the proletarians of the
different countries, they point out and ____________(verb) to the front the common
_____________(noun) of the entire proletariat, independently of all nationality. 
2. In the various stages of development which the struggle of the  ____________(adjective) class against the
bourgeoisie has to pass through, they always and everywhere
____________(verb) the interests of the movement as a whole.
The Communists, therefore, are on the one hand, practically, the most
_____________(adjective) and ____________(adjective) section of the working-class parties of every
country, that section which _____________(verb) all others; on the other hand,
theoretically, they have over the great mass of the proletariat the
advantage of clearly _____________(verb) the line of march, the conditions, and
the ultimate ____________(adjective) results of the proletarian movement.
The _____________(adjective) aim of the Communists is the same as that of all other
proletarian parties: ____________(verb) of the proletariat into a class, _____________(verb) of
the bourgeois supremacy, _____________(verb) of political power by the proletariat.
The theoretical ____________(noun) of the Communists are in no way based on
ideas or principles that have been invented, or discovered, by this or that
would-be universal reformer.
They merely express, in general terms, actual ____________(noun) springing from an
existing class ___________(noun), from a historical movement going on under our
very ___________(noun). The abolition of existing property relations is not at all a
distinctive feature of communism.
All property relations in the ____________(noun) have continually been subject to
____________(adjective) change consequent upon the change in historical _____________(noun).